| new york in 16 days. im thrilled. i get to see my brother i haven`t
seen in 376428 some days. who knows maybe i`ll get to see a famous face.
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| okay so this is what happened..
one hott hott scorching day at school , i recieved 2 perdy liddo goldfish from the fish tank in biology class, one by the name of Thunderbolt(because of the black stripe on its back); the other one nameless. They looked so soo cuute swimming in my emptied out Code Red soda bottle. Thunderbolt being the more active one. which was soo soo cute. So anyway, by the end of the day, i got really pissed off xxx. Lets just say i had to let my anger out. So i emptied the bottle let the fish out in the grass, took the bottle and cut Thunderbolt in half. His head and body were now apart. The other fish, was still in good shape, but dead. So then, Kelley being the weird black guy he is.. (he downs chicken wings, bones and everything to the last piece.) picked up the goldfish that was in one piece. licked it. "hmm. it taste a little sour. kinda bitter." Put it in his mouth. Chewed it. and Swallowed a goldfish. Remember. it was from a fish tank, fell on the floor, scales and everything. =[ and that what happened to the 2 cute goldfish.
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ps. do NOT try this at home. x) |
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| WARPED TOUR was fucking dope.

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